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Problems From the Green Mountain State
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Vermont Problem:
Vermont Problem:
Overly-exciting police logs
Manchester Journal Police and Fire Logs: March 19-30
March 19:
21:04 Responded to a report of several dogs barking on Cottage Street.
March 21:
15:43 Received a report of a pit bull roaming at large.
18:00 Responded to dog barking on the West Road.
March 24:
08:53 Received a report of theft of the Green Mountain Boys flag from Ye Olde Tavern.
11:13 Received a report of a dog running at large on Main Street.
March 26:
18:12 Received a report of a dog roaming at large on Hard Farm Road.
March 30:
12:56 Located a dog roaming at large on Upland Downs and warned owner.
Vermont Problem:
You need to ask your boss a question, but she’s too busy debating the merits of various maple shacks with a friend to hear you.
Vermont Problem
Being the only one in a whole group of Native Vermonters who doesn’t ski or snowboard.
Vermont Problem: spilling maple syrup on your Bean boot
(Vermontproblems: seems like this problem could probably also be shared in Maine)
Vermont Problem:
When you walk outside and slip and fall 4 times before you reach your destination
Vermont Problem:
Trying to complete the 251 Club.
Vermont Problem:
There are more people in my college graduating class than in my entire town. Yeah, I’m from a small town.
Vermont Problem: no public transportation on Sundays…
Vermont Problem:
Where every you go Ben & Jerry’s seems to always be there. Even when you are somewhere like Berlin.
